Indian Ocean

Went out and caught a mahi mahi today — absolute piss-missile of a fish, neon as hell. Landed it clean while you’re out here tangling lines, losing rigs, and telling everyone “the bite was slow” like that’s not code for you’re shit. Someone asked if it was lucky. I said rub my balls and watch me turn into a genie, because clearly miracles happen when competence shows up.

Huge fight on noodle rod!!!

Little weed fish. Anyone know what it is?

Out on the rocks this morning, trying to find Wally the Wanker, you know, the bloke who swears he’s “a cuck from the sunny coast” but disappears the second there’s real fish to catch. I’m lining up a nice jewfish for a spear shot, heart pumping, sun rising, perfect moment… And where’s Wally? Probably behind a rock taking selfies in his cuck chair like he’s Bear Grylls. Good news though: Fish landed. Ego intact. Wally still missing. If found, please return him to the ocean, preferably at low tide so he can’t brag that he swam back.

Caught this trawling in longreach bay with a huge overhead Rod of a small inflatable as a joke and this huge fish hit it